Oct 082015
 

While we were down south visiting First Born and family, Macho Guy and I updated our iPads and iPhones to iOS 9.0.2. FB is the family computer guru, so we felt safe updating in his presence in the event anything went wrong—especially with MG’s electronics because…Mr. Kiss of Death to Computers.

After the updates, FB showed us the new ins and outs of the update, including the new “Hey, Siri” feature that works when the iPhone is plugged in to a power source. FB enabled the “Hey, Siri” feature and had me talk my way through the setup so Siri would recognize my voice. Then he had me ask Siri a simple question: Where is the nearest Wal-Mart store? As I spoke, Siri printed my question on the iPhone’s screen. She told me where the nearest Wal-Mart was and also put up a list of additional nearby Wal-Marts on the screen. Then Siri politely asked if that was what I wanted. I was suitably impressed.

Siri

MG decided we should play with this new feature on the drive back home this past Monday. I plugged my iPhone’s mobile cord in and said, “Hey, Siri.”

Crickets.

Not certain that she heard me above the road noise, I repeated my greeting a bit louder. “Hey, Siri!”

Pin drop silence.

Now I was annoyed. “Hey, Siri! Wake up!!!

Sunday go to meeting silence.

MG suggested that yelling at her wouldn’t help. I don’t know why not. MG yells at inanimate objects—like the TV—all the time, and it seems to work for him.

We both put on our thinking caps to puzzle out why “Hey, Siri” worked at FB’s house but not in our car. It didn’t make sense.

ME: I had to use my passcode before we could enable “Hey, Siri” so maybe I have to do that and unlock my iPhone first.

MG: Doesn’t that defeat the purpose? You’re supposed to be able to use it hands-free.”

ME: Right, but let’s see what happens when I unlock it…Here goes…Hey, Siri.

Siri’s screen appeared along with a ding-ding sound.

ME: It works when it’s unlocked.

MG: That doesn’t help. Try it again when it’s locked.

ME: [locking phone] Hey, Siri.

Nothing. Nada. Niente.

MG: [expletive deleted]

ME: There must be something I’m not doing right. I just don’t know what it—wait a minute. I just remembered something.

MG: What?

ME: A while back, there was a notice about someone being able to use your iPhone when locked without knowing your passcode if they activated Siri.

MG: So?

ME: We were advised not to allow access to Siri when the phone is locked to prevent that, and I changed the setting.

MG: Then change it back.

I went into my settings to allow Siri access when the phone is locked, and then I held my breath. This had better work or MG would absolutely turn the air blue again. My delicate ears were not looking forward to another assault on their sensibilities.

ME: Hey, Siri.

Ding-ding!

ME: Yes!

MG: Okay. Ask her something.

ME: What?

MG: Ask where the next rest area is.

ME: Okay….Hey, Siri. Where is the next rest area on Interstate 77 North?

SIRI: I found a Holiday Inn Express, a Fairfield Inn, and a Motel 6 nearby. Would you like to call one of those?

ME: No.

MG: [expletive deleted] Those aren’t rest areas.

ME: I know. Apparently, Siri doesn’t.

So I tried differing versions of rest area: rest stop, interstate rest stop/area, etc. Nothing worked. Siri continued to recommend various lodgings. I refused to give up.

ME: Hey, Siri. Find the nearest interstate restroom facilities.

SIRI: Sorry, I don’t see any public toilets nearby.

ME: [groan]

MG: I don’t think she knows where the [heck] we are.

ME: Let’s find out…. Hey, Siri. Where am I?

SIRI: You are in Parkersburg, West Virginia.

Whoa! We were actually passing the Parkersburg exit.

ME: Halleluiah! She got that one right.

MG: Big deal.

ME: Baby steps, Honey. Baby steps. Let’s give it time. She’ll learn, and so will we.

I hope.

  • Lucy Kubash

    We had similar fun with Google maps while on vacation. I’ll admit some of it may have been because of operator error, but I do think our gadgets can drive us nuts. But then maybe that is the goal?

    • I tend to agree, Lucy. Yesterday, when I powered my iPhone in my car, instead of activating Hey Siri, my iPhone had my alter ego trying to call me. I’m beginning to think my iPhone is possessed.

  • Melissa Keir

    I get so frustrated with the Sync feature on my phone to the car. Sometimes it works but some times it doesn’t recognize the name I’m saying or just cuts out. I think it needs a bigger antenna, like one the size of bigfoot on my car! Then it’d also help me find it in a busy parking lot!

    • LOL! I’ve had the same experience with SYNC in my Ford Edge. When MG is driving, he cusses at it when it makes mistakes. I believe Majel has developed an intense dislike for MG because she messes with his mind every time he’s behind the wheel using SYNC. Personally, I find it hilarious.

  • Margo Hoornstra

    Doesn’t surprise me at all that Siri didn’t react properly, read at all, when FB wasn’t present. I, too, gave birth to an IT specialist. Electronics NEVER work as they should once he leaves the area.

    • I think you’ve hit on something, Margo. It must be a conspiracy.

  • Paul Dellinger

    To me, even rudimentary two-button-pushes Siri keeps me remembering that we are living in the science fictional world I only read about in SF magazines as a kid.

    • Not to mention the early SF movies and TV shows. FaceTime and Skype let us talk face to face on our computers and phones the same way they did back then. When you think how far technology has advanced since then, it boggles the mind.

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