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https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/ Tue, 13 Feb 2018 02:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.26 https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-104 Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:18:24 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-104 I must admit that the thought of a state trooper shining his flashlight on our contorted bodies was definitely in the back of my mind while we were in that rest area–as was being arrested! =:-0

]]> https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-103 Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:11:49 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-103 Yes, I was definitely barefoot. I am honored to be in consideration as your new heroine. My heroine is a dear friend whose Tarzan persuaded her to make the beast with two backs on a moonlit night out on their roof. Afterward, her back and bottom were embossed with shingle marks for quite some time–the mark of a good sport, no doubt. 🙂

]]> https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-102 Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:03:18 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-102 Jane not Jade. Darn autocorrect! 🙁

]]> https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-101 Thu, 19 Sep 2013 20:02:06 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-101 LOL. If Jade had a fraternal twin brother, he would be just like your Tarzan. 🙂

]]> https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-100 Thu, 19 Sep 2013 02:21:44 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-100 I had to laugh over the car one and the rest area. By the way, you will get stopped by the police at some rest areas if they think you’ve been there too long or they don’t notice you getting out of the car. 🙂

]]> https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-99 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 23:03:44 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-99 And you did all of that barefoot, I’m guessing. I think you are my new heroine. 45 years together for us and it never gets old.

]]> https://jolanamalkston.com/him-tarzan-her-jane/#comment-98 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 13:56:39 +0000 http://jolanamalkston.com/?p=156#comment-98 This was such a fun read! My Tarzan and I keep our fun restricted to boring places, so I don’t have any stories to share. He’s not into PDAs. I still give him a hard time because I tried to kiss him (kiss, not suck on his face) in an elevator (empty) and he stepped away from me. And we were 19! He makes up for it when we’re at home, though…. grrrowl. We’ve been together for 16 years. 🙂

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