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May 132014
 

Let’s give a Serious Whimsy welcome to my special guest, author Diane Burton! I invited Diane to drop in to tell us about her brand new release, The Chameleon, the second novel in her Outer Rim series.

Jolana Malkston: Before you tell us about The Chameleon, Diane, tell us a little bit about yourself and what you write.

Diane Burton: Thanks for having me here, Jolana. I’m a Michigander who loves the seasonal changes. Just wish this past winter hadn’t been so brutal or lasted so long. I live near the Lake Michigan shoreline with my husband of over forty years. Since we’re both retired, I’m fortunate that I can write full-time now. We recently moved into a brand new house and Hubs decided to finish the basement. Alas, that means I have no office—yet. So I write on my laptop on the living room sofa. I write romantic suspense and science fiction romance.

JM: Your Switched trilogy novels [Switched; Switched, Too; and Switched Resolution] contain references to Star Trek. You’re a big fan. [Me too.] What was it about the series that captivated you?

DB: Star Trek offers a glimpse into the future where people of all races, ethnicity, and species work together in harmony. The crew of the starship Enterprise has a mission, not to go out and conquer but to discover. It’s an adventure. Star Wars appeals in the same way. Adventure. And there’s a little romance in both series. 🙂

JM: The Pilot, Book One in your Outer Rim series, appeals to Firefly fans. Are you a Browncoat by any chance?

DB: You have to ask? LOL! A few weeks ago, I admitted publicly that I have a crush on Nathan Fillion. Whether he’s Captain Mal or Rick Castle, I love his sense of humor and daring.

JM: He is fun to follow on Twitter, isn’t he? 🙂 Um, we can talk about that later, Di. Now let’s get back to your new title. Yesterday, you released Outer Rim Book Two, The Chameleon. Please tell us about the characters and give us a little hint about the story—and I’m sure we’d all love to read an excerpt.

DB: Remember back in high school English class when we had to determine the theme in books? I never deliberately plan a theme. It sort of happens. The theme of The Chameleon is that people aren’t always what they seem. Thank you, Jolana, for suggesting the high concept tagline for The Chameleon

Legally Blonde meets Mata Hari.

The Chameleon Cover - 750

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Blurb:

Socialite Jileena Winslott has perfected the image of the spoiled, rich, bubble-headed daughter of an industrial magnate. In reality, she’s a smart, savvy aide to her father in social situations where she is his eyes and ears. She yearns to be her true self and run the family business. When her father sends her on a covert mission to the Outer Rim, she has the chance to prove herself. Big problem. He insists she take along a fake fiancé—the man she’s secretly loved for years.

Security Officer Laning Servary has better things to do than babysit a spoiled rich girl on a tour of the Frontier. If he refuses, he can kiss his career good-by. Then Jileena’s father sweetens the pot. If Laning keeps her safe, his family will receive the land they sharecrop. He can’t refuse.

In the close quarters of her ship, Laning and Jileena discover they aren’t who they seem. Pirates, weather, and her recklessness threaten to derail the mission. As Laning and Jileena revise their impressions of each other, they’ll have to make hard choices about their goals. Can their budding love survive?

Excerpt:

“The company belongs in the family,” Jileena said.

“You have to accept that your brother is dead.”

Despite her heartache, she stood in front of her father, hands on her hips, determined to bring this to a head. She’d danced around the subject long enough, dropping hints that he ignored. He may have groomed her older brother to take over, but she wasn’t going down without a fight. “I am family.”

With his trademark stare—one that made competitors back off and employees quake—he pinned her in place. “You don’t have what it takes to replace me.”

His remark sent such an arrow of hurt through her she snapped, “Neither did Konner.” The moment the words left her mouth, she wanted to retract them.

Father slumped back in his chair. The desolation in his expression broke her heart.

Immediately, she dropped to her knees in front of him. “I’m so sorry, Daddy. I shouldn’t have—”

In a gesture she remembered from childhood, he smoothed her hair away from her forehead then tipped up her chin. “What you say is true. He had no stomach for this cutthroat business. And neither do you, thank the Divine One.” He patted her head twice. “You don’t have to worry about that. Now get up. We have work to do. Plans to make.”

“Plans?”

“Baby, I’m sending you to Galeria 7 to check out this discovery.”

“To the Outer Rim?” Jileena’s jaw dropped. While her father had sent her on discreet missions before, he’d never sent her that far from the Central Planets—especially since Konner had died out on the Frontier.

“You will check the site and do your own analysis. Put that geology degree of yours into practice. If, indeed, it is high-grade lambidium, you will negotiate mining rights with the local tribe.”

“M-Me?”

He’d done it again and seemed to enjoy surprising her. She stumbled to the visitor’s chair.

“I certainly can’t send Sindaro. As soon as reporters learn he left for the Rim, rumors would fly and negotiations would fail.”

He was right about that. If secrecy was paramount, Father had to send someone whose presence was innocuous. Someone like his fluff-brained daughter.

“Discretion is imperative. No one will suspect you are going out to the Rim for anything other than a vacation.”

Hope began to trickle through her. He’d never had her negotiate anything as important as mining rights. He was giving her a chance. A chance to prove herself.

JM: The Chameleon sounds like a terrific read. What’s up next? Do you have another novel in the works?

DB: I have a contemporary mystery coming up, featuring Alex O’Hara, a female private investigator. This book will be released in late June.

JM: A female PI—that sounds intriguing. I’ll be looking forward to it. Thanks for stopping by, Diane, and I hope you’ll drop in again soon. Best wishes for success with the launch of The Chameleon.

DB: Thank you for inviting me. It’s been fun.

[ Full disclosure: Diane and I are good friends and critique partners, get each other’s off-beat sense of humor, and take great delight in breaking each other up with some of the stuff we write. 🙂 ]

For more info and excerpts from her books or to connect with Diane, visit her at:

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Diane Burton

 

May 062014
 

Jolana Malkston 4I found a very intriguing email in my inbox about two weeks ago. A member writer posted a notice to our chapter list serve about a small romance press that needed additional editors.

Hmmm…The prospect piqued my curiosity. I took an editing course as a college undergrad, and I edited for an educational book publisher several years ago.

Hmmm…I wouldn’t mind making a few extra dollars while turning old and gray waiting for the publishing world to discover me.

Hmmm…Surely, it can’t hurt to look into becoming an editor—except for one sticky little detail. Becoming an editor means turning on my own kind, becoming every writer’s nemesis, and crossing over to the dark side. What would my writing buds think of me?

My curiosity, and my lust for a paycheck, got the better of my conscience. I went to the publisher’s Facebook page, and I responded to the “editors needed” post indicating my interest.

The publisher’s speedy email reply was two single-spaced pages long. It contained detailed information about the publishing house, the romance sub-genres it publishes, what it requires of its editors, its editorial pay scale, and its three-part application process. If I was still interested, the publisher instructed me to begin the application process by completing and returning an attached editing test. The test contained plot holes, content conflict/errors, POV issues, errors in grammar and punctuation, and then some.

Oh, heck. In that post about needing editors, nobody mentioned anything about having to take a test. Darn. I don’t particularly like tests. I didn’t test well as a student. Taking tests stressed me. I was more of a post-test genius. I remembered all the answers I couldn’t think of only after the instructor collected our test papers.

Oh, well. I suppose I could have decided not to take the editing test, but there was that prospective paycheck to consider. I clicked on the attachment, opened the doc file and read the test manuscript.

Oh, dear. It wasn’t a test. It was a minefield within an obstacle course within a maze. I read through it again to make certain my eyes hadn’t played tricks on me.

Oh, shoot. They hadn’t. [sigh] When I proofread, I find that errors are more visible on a printed page than on a computer monitor. I printed the ten-page test to get a better look at it before I completed the test in a Word document.

Oh, wow. Errors peppered the manuscript, and some were downright devious and not all that easy to detect. I’m convinced that the test’s creator has a mean streak at least a mile wide. I scoured the manuscript for hours. Every time I was sure that I found the very last error, I read through the test again only to discover that I missed yet another.

Oh. My. God. My eyes begged for mercy. My eyes and I developed renewed respect for editors who possess the patience and tireless dedication needed for finding and polishing literary diamonds in the rough. If I pass the editing test, I would be proud to join their ranks.

I sent in the completed test, and I am waiting to hear back. I don’t have a good feeling about passing. As I mentioned earlier, I don’t test well. I must catch and correct more than 75% of the errors in the manuscript to pass the editing test, and I must pass the editing test in order to advance to part two of the application process.

Wish me luck. I think I’m going to need it, because I consider myself fortunate to catch 75% of the errors in my own manuscripts. 😉

Apr 292014
 

Jolana Malkston 4Grown men do not exist. In fact, men do not exist, period.Only old boys exist.

Boys grow taller, boys grow older and boys grow grayer, but boys never really grow up and they never outgrow their childhood lust for toys. Of necessity, the toys grow bigger and bigger and more and more expensive. No matter. There must be toys—old boys’ toys.

Take that old boy Macho Guy for example. He collects very upscale model cars. His collection takes up two curio cabinets and a wall in his home office, and a lighted display cabinet that he mounted on the wall in our foyer so visitors cannot possibly miss seeing items from his collection. The cabinet doesn’t match any decor in the foyer. It just hangs there on the wall, like a recently executed corpse, as a deterrent to other unsightly furnishings that might consider cluttering the foyer.

I’ve lost count of how many different sets of golf clubs Macho has purchased since we married, not counting the annual purchases of the driver and putter of the year that he absolutely must have. He says a mature fellow like him has to buy his golf game. According to our credit card statements, the charitable fellow may be buying everyone else’s game too.

The number of golf clubs he owns pales in comparison to the number of power tools he possesses. Tim Allen would be so proud. Whatever task must be performed, Macho has a power tool for it, and Sears is his favorite power tool toy store of record. Like Norm of Cheers fame, everyone knows Macho Guy’s name in the Sears Craftsman Tools Department. Consumers Energy adores my Macho Guy and his power tool obsession too. Our monthly energy bill attests to that.

Old Boys can be pretty tricky about obtaining and hanging onto a toy once it is in their possession. Case in point, The Riding Mower Sting. Macho Guy had a perfectly good John Deere riding mower plus trailer. After a few years, he decided it was no longer good enough. He saw a professional riding mower and lusted after it the way I lust after chocolate. I said he didn’t need two riding mowers; our lawn isn’t all that big. He swore he would sell the Deere after he bought the X-Mark. He whined and wheedled and bargained until I caved. After he bought the X-Mark, with a cup holder installed for his drink while he mowed, I asked when he would advertise the Deere for sale. It was then he revealed his treachery. He said it wouldn’t be possible to sell the Deere because he needed a riding mower with a trailer, which the Deere had but the X-Mark was not equipped to tow. I was positive he knew that all along and concealed it from me in order to get his way and obtain yet another old boy toy. J’accuse! He refused to confess, of course.

Next came the Cushman Scooter, a miniature motorcycle. He salivated all over his computer keyboard every time he lusted after it on eBay. I was opposed; he was in favor. He won. The Cushman was a sickly yellow. Macho Guy took it apart, restored it, and in the process changed the paint color from yellow to red. He lovingly took photos of every phase of the restoration. I’m not certain, but I believe they outnumber the photos in our wedding album.

That brings us to today and the eight hour round trip drive to Cleveland, Ohio for Macho Guy to trade in his Jeep and return home with his newest old boy toy. The price was right and it was located within driving distance. He found it online while he was trolling for another old boy toy to add to his collection. It’s an instantly recognizable and classic old boy toy, an icon of Macho’s younger days and still a household word.

Mustang.

Macho Guy is now the giddy owner of a metallic red 2006 Ford Mustang GT Convertible. To say he is happier than a hog in slop would be an understatement. I hope it lasts, well, I hope it lasts longer than his other old boy toy infatuations.

My biggest worry is that a Lear Jet will be the next old boy toy on his lust list. I’m not sure the fact that we can’t afford one will be a determining factor.

Apr 102014
 

Jolana Malkston 4One of my favorite weekends of the year is approaching. On Friday afternoon, April 11, I will pack up my Ford Edge and follow its navigation system’s directions to Augusta, Michigan for Mid-Michigan RWA’s spring weekend writers’ retreat, the Retreat From Harsh Reality.

To put our Retreat into perspective for the male of the species, Retreat is the romance writer’s equivalent of Deer Camp, except that we have the use of indoor plumbing and we bathe and change our underwear daily.

Like Deer Camp, Retreat has a very relaxed dress code. Jeans and sweatshirts are fine. In fact, we don’t even have to wear makeup or style our hair if we don’t feel like it—so long as we are okay with starring as the Bride of Frankenstein in a YouTube video surreptitiously recorded on someone’s smart phone.

And like Deer Camp, we drink at Retreat. The weekend starts with a cocktail reception in the resort and conference center pub on Friday evening and then moves to the meeting room the resort assigns to us in the evenings for the duration of Retreat. It is there that we stash the snacks and goodies we take from home to share. It’s also where we keep the adult beverages of various kinds—but not for very long. We are writers, after all.

Again, like Deer Camp, writers love to talk about hunting—for an agent to represent us or for an editor willing to buy and publish our manuscripts. We always invite a successful guest expert to speak to us about the wide range of techniques we can use to improve our writing skills, which in turn enhances our ability to stalk and bag our prey. Some in our group have been known to entertain us with riveting tales of the big New York City editors they almost bagged but who somehow got away. So sad. After hearing those sorrowful tales, we all feel the need to break out and consume the adult beverages.

See, what did I tell you? Just like Deer Camp—a kinder, gentler, cleaner Deer Camp. 🙂

Bright Lines by Jane Devin #Spotlight #Giveaway

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Apr 072014
 

After a childhood spent drifting between foster homes, the desire for love and stability becomes both a propelling force and a tender, vacant space in Easton McNeil’s life. But the man who keeps moving forward in search of the ‘beautiful ordinary’ finds himself confronted by unexpected curves. He’s a virgin who becomes a father. A humanistic dreamer who becomes a business journalist. A practical man who ends up leaving his stable career for a gig as a sidekick to the notorious shock jock, Cooper Ross.

Encouraged by Ross’s oddball fans, Easton plans a cross-country road trip to interview them. Now an empty-nester, the man who’s always loved the idea of home sells his and embarks on a wholehearted mission to say yes—to broader horizons, new experiences, and wherever the road might lead him—or at least that’s what he believes.

The mission becomes more complicated when he meets the enigmatic Eleanor Conley. Suddenly, the tender, vacant space that he’s spent years trying to mitigate becomes an all-out hunger that sends Easton careening forward for the sake of love. But are he and Eleanor meant to be together, or are they meant to be each other’s catalysts on the way to somewhere else?

Bright Lines is the story of an unusually hopeful man and his lifelong search for love, family and connection.

On sale via Kindle Countdown beginning April 5. The sale will continue until April 11.

Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Length: 333 Pages
Release Date: March 5, 2014
~The Book Excerpt~

Until I lied skin-to-skin with Eleanor, I didn’t fully appreciate the crushing weight of the stone in my spirit or the toll it had taken. The years of forced indifference, and the futile struggle to quash the wants when the ache became too scraping. The persistence of one-day dreams, no matter how unyielding the reality. My stubborn refusal to cave into hopelessness, or to graciously accept a fate that felt inhuman. The desperate way I held onto the steadfast belief that nothing was impossible, even when all that was possible was to guard against despair and apathy. All of it left a mark.

Sometimes, the if only’s of love felt so close, so utterly possible in my imagination, yet remained so distant that they may as well have been a piece of sky or a star. Still, my compulsion was to reach, to wish, to plead. Over the years, there had even been times that I stood under the vast night sky, dry, thirsty and wanting, with my arms outstretched and my mouth open in a humble, desperate prayer.

A lack of mercy is to sense that you’ve been heard, but left unanswered.

I would not have thought that decades later, Mercy would finally arrive to wash away the stone, bringing with her not a few words, not a chisel, but a whole river that she opened to me, as if it were always meant to be mine.

Eleanor, my river, my mountain, my sun. My long-awaited and most tender mercy.

We said yes together on a gray April day in San Diego, with a hazy fog rolling over the Pacific coast and a light mist in the air. We stood together in the warm, clean white of a hotel room, my frayed bag thrown on a chair, her neat luggage on a rack, two travelers who had decided to take shelter in each other.

“I want to,” Eleanor said. A three word answer to those years of prayers. I placed my hand on her pale neck and drew her close for a kiss, but then I paused, searching her eyes for any sign of withdrawal. Finding none, I traced the outline of her face with my fingertips, needing to remember always this moment. What if it was the only moment we would ever have? What if her river of want suddenly closed, dammed by her conscience of 19 years?

~About Jane Devin~

I’m an essayist and author presently living in Phoenix, AZ with my beloved sidekick, Annie, who I probably talk about far too much. What can I say? I’m a dog person.

My new novel, Bright Lines, is available on Amazon.My memoir, Elephant Girl, is available in paperback and Kindle versions on Amazon.com.

I occasionally blog during political seasons at The Huffington Post. You are welcome to follow me on Facebook or Twitter.

If you’re looking for my road trip blog, Finding My America, I let it go a couple of years after the road trip ended. One day, I’ll do a book of essays about that journey. It was an amazing experience.

 

 

~The Giveaway~
 
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