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Nov 192014
 

Jolana Malkston 4As a child growing up Italian-American, I witnessed a demonstration of the kind of persuasion that would eventually influence the architects of political correctness. If you find political correctness annoying now, you should have seen what it was like way back when. In its unvarnished infancy, this early form of political correctness was a demanding and ugly baby—so ugly, it would scare you spitless and you would give it anything it wanted. And I do mean anything. And quickly. Very quickly. Like yesterday, especially if you were fond of your kneecaps.

These days, political correctness is more political than correct, and it has everyone second-guessing everything he says before and after he opens his mouth despite the First Amendment’s protection of free speech. Anti-defamation groups are popping up everywhere like night crawlers after a rain. Modern-day practitioners of political correctness have perfected public whining to such a degree that it is now unofficially considered to be one of the performing arts.

Not so for the pioneering Italian-American practitioners of political correctness. They didn’t whine in public when they were displeased or offended by ethnic slurs or stereotyping, they wielded—bats, metal pipes, and grappling hooks. You name it; they wielded it. Let’s just say they were not whiny, wordy or terribly subtle about their methods of persuasion. Theirs was political correctness on steroids. Continue reading »

Nov 112014
 

Jolana Malkston 4Macho Guy and I drove to the Battleship Alabama Memorial in Mobile, Alabama, several years ago while vacationing in Gulf Shores. In addition to the battleship USS Alabama, the memorial park hosts the oldest WWII-era Gato-class diesel-electric submarine museum in the world, the USS Drum SS-228. Although the sub was still being restored, the public was allowed to tour it. I couldn’t wait to climb aboard. I was going to get a first-hand look at the kind of vessel my dad served on during the war.

 

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Nov 042014
 

Jolana Malkston 4It’s Tuesday, November 4, 2014. Mid-Term Election Day. Thank God.

Today is the last day Macho Guy and I will have to put up with negative political ads on TV and incessant political phone calls blaring canned political messages about their office-seeking political candidates who have nothing good to say about their incompetent, lying, thieving, grafting, corrupt and immoral political opponents. [And those were their good qualities, of course.]

Election 2014 Continue reading »

Oct 282014
 

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Welcome – From October 27th to October 31st, I’ll be participating in Nancy Gideon’s Haunted Open House Giveaway Blog Hop as part of Nancy’s 4th Annual Haunted Open House! Stop by Nancy’s Haunted Open House to read Halloween posts by some awesome authors, wander into the spooky Game Room or sample some of the spooktacular Halloween drinks, appetizers and desserts. And don’t forget to check out Nancy’s Tricks-or-Treats!

Do you believe in ghosts? Apparitions? Visits from the dear departed?

I do. Continue reading »

Oct 212014
 

Jolana Malkston 4Several years back, after the release of the first Star Trek film with the Star Trek: The Next Generation series cast, my avid devotion to all things Trek began to wane. Aside from the fact that the film was unquestionably dreadful in every respect and a total embarrassment to every living Trekker, I thought I was getting a bit long in the tooth to be known as “a Trekkie.” It was long past time to divest myself of my sizeable collection of Star Trek mugs, books, magazines, artwork, videotaped episodes, videotapes and DVDs of the theatrical films, a mouse pad, a phaser TV remote control, Hallmark Christmas ornaments, and a light switch plate.

Firstborn and his Little Brother informed me in no uncertain terms that neither of them, their wives, their progeny, or their dogs, wanted to inherit my Star Trek collection. They urged me to sell it on eBay post haste. I suspected their need for speed was fueled by their fear that I might meet an untimely end before unloading the collection, and then they would be tasked to do so following my demise.

I could hardly blame them, understanding mother that I am. I dreaded selling the collection myself. So, I did what I usually do under similar circumstances. I procrastinated, and procrastinated again, and again, and again. Continue reading »

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