The title of this post may give the impression that I’m about to boast about something. I’m not, but I suppose in the interest of modesty (or the appearance of it at the very least) I should couch the announcement of my proposal with more humility. It wouldn’t hurt to try.
Without further ado, I humbly report that I have the perfect solution to America’s illegal immigration quandary.
I can see all of you shaking your heads in disbelief. She thinks she has the answer—give me a break, you say. And now you’re laughing. I see LOLs all over the place.
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